Thursday, 25 March 2010

I am not defined by a number

A wee emergency blog before I go and do something silly!!

I ordered a lovely dress online from Debenhams.  Size *insert your own choice of number*

I get an email today saying its ready to be picked up.... so I tootle along from work to get it.... I get it.... and tootle into the changing room. 

So far so good.

I open the pack to see my gorgeous, beautiful black dress with white edging staring back at me.

I unzip it.

It doesnt fit.  Its too big up top (damm small boobs) and far too tight at the bottom (fat legs apparently..).

So now I'm sat at work feeling a bit pants because my gorgeous dress doesnt fit me because of genetics and cup size.


1 comment:

  1. As I told you earlier missy u r bloody gorgeous & would look good in a paper bag...unlike bag & gag man who needs one on his face LOL.
    Just remember the heads that turned when we walked into the chrimbo party
    I know it's hard but don't let the dress get you down there is another even more fabulous one out there with your name on it

    Fudgey xx

    PS Mr Fudgey aka 'Ur Plutonic friend' will agree